smith-q-and-a:

just a few of the signs we made today for our rally on april 24 starting at 8:30AM! thanks to everyone who came out. 

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  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor

rrevolutionaries:

[puts head in hands] oh god she’s so attractive

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jill-bird:


You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

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marcellvs:

if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

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NEED COUCH - Portland ME

transhousingnetwork:

Hey everyone, Im in Portland Maine and looking for affordable room or place to crash thats safe.  My names Holly.  MTF transgendered girl.

954-397-6461  Thanks! : )

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clictator:

It’s a metaphor

angry & ugly & alone ~*~

friendzonked:

don’t sexualise things meant for children like i dont care if you think i’m kink shaming you it’s gross don’t do it

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The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.

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coolator:

No officer, you don’t understand! You put the gun in your hands, but you don’t pull the trigger. Why are you arresting me?? IT’S A METAPHOR!!!

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koolthing:

OMG mac demarco’s rape joke was REALLY GROSS like who literally stands on a fucking stage in front of a crowd that includes women and says “DO ANY GIRLS WANNA COME UP ON STAGE AND GET RAPED?”. god i hope his dick falls off.

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phlynn:

put my dick between your teeth

dont suck it

its a metaphor

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